The Refrigerator
A man goes to the doctor.
The doctor asks the man, “What problem are you having today?”
The man says, “I’ve messed up my back. It hurts in several places when I move.”
The doctor asks, “How did it happen?”
The man replies, “Well, . . . Doctor, it’s like this. I’ve been suspecting my wife’s been having an affair. So I got off work early and went home. Immediately, something seemed off, and I went looking for her. Before going upstairs, I went into the kitchen. She wasn’t there, but I saw the back door open. And that’s when I saw a man running down the alley.”
The doctor asks, “And how did your back get hurt?”
“Well, . . . I threw the refrigerator at him,” replied the man.
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Another man goes to the doctor.
The doctor asks the man, “What problem brought you here today?”
The man says, “My back is in bad shape. It hurts bad. Can you help me?”
The doctor asks, “How did it happen?”
The man says, “The weirdest thing happened. I was running late for work. And I thought I would take a shortcut through an alleyway. I was running half the way.”
The doctor asks, “And how did your back get hurt?”
The man replies, “Here’s the weird part. A man threw a refrigerator at me and hit my back.”
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A third man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks the man, “What problem do you have?”
The man says, “My back hurts in many places. Actually, I hurt in a lot of places, but my back is the worst.”
The doctor replies, “Yes, but how did you get hurt?”
The man says, “Well, . . . I was at my girlfriend’s, and you’ll think this is kind of strange . . .”
The doctor says, “Wait, let me guess. You were in a refrigerator.”