Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field.
They saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a rowboat.
The blonde driver turned to her friend and said, “You know, it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replied, “I know it! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and save her.”
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the blonde hands over the…
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he got on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow! These seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving at the…
You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and finally got married. They had a little one, a real SWEET POTATO, whom they called “YAM.” They wanted the best for little YAM, telling her all about the facts of life. They warned her about going out…
Murphy, a young man, applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job. Both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went…
The three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I would like a coke,” said the second little piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought…
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by most everything they saw. Especially by two shiny, silver walls that would move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this, father?” The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything…