Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field.
They saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a rowboat.
The blonde driver turned to her friend and said, “You know, it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replied, “I know it! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and save her.”
Murphy, a young man, applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job. Both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day, she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps…
There’s this guy who has been stranded on a deserted island all alone for 10 years. One day, he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even…
Mr. Earl Johnson, a businessman from Madison, Wisconsin, went on a business trip to New Orleans, Louisiana. He immediately sent an email back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he forgot his wife’s exact email address. He got the email address mixed up. He ended up sending it to Mrs. Joan Johnson of Newark, New…
Morris and his wife, Esther, went to the state fair every year. And every year, Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Esther always replied, “I know, Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.” One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and…
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate’s peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, the seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies, “We was caught in a monster storm off the cape, and a giant wave…