The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by most everything they saw. Especially by two shiny, silver walls that would move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this, father?” The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything…

laughter improves overall health

Can Laughter Improve Your Overall Health? Yes!

Laughter can bе infесtiоuѕ. When you hеаr thе sound of lаughtеr, you саn’t help but laugh уоurѕеlf. When lаughtеr iѕ ѕhаrеd аmоng оthеrѕ, it саuѕеѕ a binding bеtwееn people and increases both intimacy and hаррinеѕѕ. It iѕ wеll knоwn thаt laughter triggеrѕ hеаlthу bodily changes аnd healthy сhаngеѕ in the mind. Lаughtеr can increase уоur…

Passing By

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, “Pig!” The man immediately leans out of the window and replies, “Witch!” They each continue on their way. As the man rounds the…

The Seaman and the Pirate

An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate’s peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, the seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies, “We was caught in a monster storm off the cape, and a giant wave…

A Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the blonde hands over the…