Cross Examine

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist.

Here’s what happened:

Attorney: “Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?”

Coroner: “No.”

Attorney: “Did you listen to the heart?”

Coroner: “No.”

Attorney: “Did you check for breathing?”

Coroner: “No.”

Attorney: “So when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?”

Corner: “Well, let me put it this way: the man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.”

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