The Wedding Anniversary Gift

Bob was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning, he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, bringing the box back into the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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