The Email Mix Up

Mr. Earl Johnson, a businessman from Madison, Wisconsin, went on a business trip to New Orleans, Louisiana.

He immediately sent an email back home to his wife, Jennifer.

Unfortunately, he forgot his wife’s exact email address.

He got the email address mixed up.

He ended up sending it to Mrs. Joan Johnson of Newark, New Jersey, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.

The preacher’s wife took one look at the email and promptly fainted.

Her daughter came into the room and revived her.

The daughter asked her mother why she fainted.

Mrs. Johnson nervously pointed to the email message, which read:

“Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.”

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