Stranded on an Island
There’s this guy who has been stranded on a deserted island all alone for 10 years.
One day, he sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!” he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her sleeve, and pulls out a packet of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man, is that ever good!”
She then asked him, “How long has it been since you’ve had a sip of bourbon?”
Trembling, he replies, “Ten years!”
She reaches over, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says, “Wow! That’s absolutely fantastic.”
Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit.
She looks at him seductively and asks, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?”
The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, “Oh sweet Lord God! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!”