The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by most everything they saw.
Especially by two shiny, silver walls that would move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this, father?”
The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed the button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed.
The boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.”
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light up in reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again.
A gorgeous, 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “Go get your mother.”